“Mom, did you know that I know what all the bleeped words are on the radio?" * “Mrs. McGuire, what does promiscuous mean?” * “Anachronistic?? No, I don’t know what it means but I love the word already!” * “What’s your definition of soon?” * “Ugh! We’ll see always means No.” * “Mama, you said I’m articulate? But I do NOT like being tickled.” * “Dad, there’s your funny and there’s our funny.” * “Do we still call it homework if we’re doing it on the bus and in the car?”
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