Rhetorical questions? (vol. 4)

Wait, don't answer that!

Who knew that irony could clock 65mph?

* Should I be worried or relieved that someone put the helmet on Smiley?

* I was only gone an hour...How could you miss me that much?

* Now where did I put my red hat?

* Would it kill you to let him win for once?

* Woohoo! Is everyone SO EXCITED to see the dinosaurs??

* Who is that growing girl?

And one last question... You want to read vol. 1, vol. 2 and vol. 3 again, don't you?